I’ve been watching some of these ‘shit people say’ videos and laughing. So today I decided to come up with my own list. I grew up as an only child so I went there….
No Siblings? You’ve probably said a few of these in your adult life:
1. Nah, I’m cool. Think I’ll just stay in tonight.
2. Oh, you wanted some too?
3. I’m sorry, I’m too self-involved to be let out in public.
4. I’m crowded, move over.
5. I aint even mad though, I just don’t want to be around you anymore.
6. What’s in it for me?
7. There’s no way I can eat all of this!
8. I can’t believe I ate all of that!
9. Oh. You wanted to come too?
10. I am excited about this Netflix, wine and ice cream I got waiting for me back at the crib.
11. My parents originally wanted more kids, but could not bare to think of improving upon perfection.
12. That’s me, I’m perfect.