Sh*t Only Children Say

I’ve been watching some of these ‘shit people say’ videos and laughing. So today I decided to come up with my own list. I grew up as an only child so I went there….

No Siblings? You’ve probably said a few of these in your adult life:

1. Nah, I’m cool. Think I’ll just stay in tonight. 

2. Oh, you wanted some too? 

3. I’m sorry, I’m too self-involved to be let out in public.

4. I’m crowded, move over.  

5. I aint even mad though, I just don’t want to be around you anymore.

6. What’s in it for me? 

7. There’s no way I can eat all of this!

8. I can’t believe I ate all of that!

9. Oh. You wanted to come too? 

10. I am excited about this Netflix, wine and ice cream I got waiting for me back at the crib. 

11. My parents originally wanted more kids, but could not bare to think of improving upon perfection. 

12. That’s me, I’m perfect. 

Enjoy yourselves,